Mom Needs Coffee, Not Opinions

Mom Needs Coffee, Not Opinions – Tee for Moms Who’ve Heard Enough, Thanks

Unless you’re offering caffeine or childcare, kindly zip it.
This tee is for the moms who are done nodding politely at unsolicited advice from strangers, neighbors, baristas, or that one friend with no kids but so many thoughts. Because between raising tiny humans and holding it all together, the last thing she needs is a masterclass in parenting from aisle five.

It’s not just a shirt — it’s a gentle reminder: I don’t need your opinion. I need a nap. Or a coffee. Or silence.

☕ Features built for calm(ish):

• Unisex relaxed fit — roomy enough to carry opinions… straight to the trash

• Lightweight (142 g/m²), breathable — helps cool the inner scream

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers with poly, because flexibility is survival)

• Pre-shrunk — unlike your tolerance for judgmental side-eyes

• Classic crew neck — works with dry shampoo and defiance

For moms who’ve mastered the art of smiling through nonsense — and are ready to stop pretending.
At The Lulo House, we dress the legends who parent with love, not permission.