Rap God, Dad Bod

Rap God, Dad Bod – Tee for Daddies Who Still Got -Snack- Bars

You used to freestyle on rooftops. Now you rhyme over bath time.
This tee is for the parents who haven’t lost their edge — just their sleep. You might be packing juice boxes now, but your flow? Still legendary. Whether you’re spitting verses during diaper duty or dropping wisdom between playdates, you’re living proof that greatness doesn’t fade — it just gains a little softness around the middle.

Witty, comfy, and loud in the best way — like every good chorus at bedtime.

🎤 Features with lyrical precision:

• Unisex relaxed fit — moves like a beat, soft like your old hoodie

• Lightweight (142 g/m²), breathable — for spitting fire while wiping spills

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers with a hint of poly, like your music taste: layered)

• Pre-shrunk — because you're a parent, not a laundry risk

• Classic crew neck — timeless, just like your taste in bars

For the dads who’ve swapped the stage for the stroller — but kept the mic close.
At The Lulo House, we celebrate the chaos, the cadence, and the dad bod that came with it.